So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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