i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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