My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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