Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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