I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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