Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
no you cant smoke seaweed
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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