i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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