Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't think brook has ever known best
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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