Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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