I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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