its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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