Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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