I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
3 2 1 whiskey
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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