And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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