Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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