Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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