I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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