I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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