There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize
