Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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