I just made out with a guy for $7.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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