So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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