She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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