just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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