i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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