It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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