piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My feet surprised me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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