Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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