this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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