He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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