Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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