he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I need to calm my uterus...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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