This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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