If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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