Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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