feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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