when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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