i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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