Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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