Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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