do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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