Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We have so much sex to catch up on
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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