i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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