doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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