friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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