That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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