i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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