so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
one might say we're banned from that church
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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