And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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