Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she smelled like a LAN party
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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