I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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