We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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