Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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