One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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