At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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