Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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